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[08 Oct 2009|11:21pm] |
CORRADO SOPRANO
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| a sad day |
[28 Jul 2009|08:23pm] |
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i had to change my livejournal layout colors because i couldn't read my friend's page in safari. RIP candy pukey color scheme from my past.
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[14 Mar 2009|12:25pm] |
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Eastern Connecticut State University can occasionally be as intellectually stimulating as finding the hidden pictures on the cover of “Highlights” magazine, it peaks there. To comfort me my mother keeps referring to something she saw on the news about UConn overtaking Eastern. She says: “Well maybe they will do it soon and your diploma will be from the University of Connecticut instead of Eastern. That would look good for you.” I tell her I don’t think it works that way.
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| pahhh |
[04 Mar 2009|10:59pm] |
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HALP! this is a crisis, one that concerns the entire earth.
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| I'm at work |
[23 Nov 2008|12:40pm] |
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I may be out of my mind, maybe. But, when you are out of your mind you deny it with the same vehemence you deny your ex-boyfriend: “Hey, I remember you! You used to date so-and-so” “Impossible. I don’t even know who so-and-so is.”
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| hey lj |
[06 Nov 2008|06:56pm] |
I wore a gown and moccasins for the doctor. He sat me up on the examination table, upholstered in paper. “Is that a scar?” he asked noticing the darkened blemish left from a scab I obtained as an adolescent and continued to pick and re-pick throughout my teenage years. “Yes,” I responded “but you need not learn too much about my body now, this is only our first date.”
I told my mother the diagnosis: “Sciatica…” I explained “is a pinched nerve in the lower back causing pain that extends down the leg.” “You’re 20, how do you have a back problem?” she asked I replied: “I have spent a lot of time on it.”
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| do u no HTML? |
[12 Feb 2008|03:22pm] |
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i didn't go to any of my classes today. feels gooooooooooooooooood.
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| i'm afraid of hype |
[16 Jan 2008|12:34pm] |
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right now i am at bradley international airport updating my livejournal courtesy of their wireless internet. mr.play-it-safe was afraid to flyyyyyyyyyyyy. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfdjvhfdsivhkdfsvhfvkvbsdkjvbdskv.
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[21 Dec 2004|07:05pm] |
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i need to meet more intellectuals.
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| katie and i are so clever and classy |
[17 Nov 2004|11:32pm] |
katiexkill: we should start a war against trashiness rachelsaurusrex: like the war against terrorism katiexkill: no one would be on our side though rachelsaurusrex: hahaah then it will totally be like the war against terrorism
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| <33333333 |
[20 Aug 2004|11:14pm] |
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i have a tamagotchi.
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| don't fear the reaper |
[18 Aug 2004|11:23pm] |
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blue oyster cult is fucking tough because they sing about suicide, which you should all commit.
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| fruit waves |
[03 Jul 2004|12:01am] |
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THIS IS SATAN'S HOUSE!
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